Listen, we’re all worried about something. Most of us are worried about real things, like taxes or natural disasters or our kids’ shitty personalities. But we don’t want to hear about that. We’re looking for the monsters under your bed. The ridiculous, totally irrational, tiny pieces of distinctly human bullshit that flood your brain and fire the synapses and keep S-Bean from getting a full night’s rest. We’ll read ’em on the podcast.

So, uh—what are you worried about?